madonna

Madonna"We're Ciccone Youth from New York City"

Who?Oh, please. You know... like, Madonna

Essential?About fifty percent of Madonna's recorded output is pretty much essential to sustain life, never mind to make your shared files on napster look sensible - a handy rule of thumb is treat anything she strips to her pants for in the video in the same way you would a Guy Ritchie film. And make sure you've got Into The Groove, you doofus. You need that.

In a nutshell, then:Thank god the film career flopped - can you imagine if Shanghai Surprise had launched her onto a spiral of light comedies?

Never mind the music, give us trivia:We've decided to make up a fact, instead, which is that her contract for porn movie A Certain Sacrifice includes a clause binding her to make A Certain Sacrifice II; however, despite Hollywood rumours, there's no obligation for facials written into the deal. A judge in New York State has said there's no reason she can see for the contract to be anulled.

In more depth:

madonna obsessive fan page
everything you need to know on one single page

not sure what this was, so click it and see

madonna-as-queer-icon
you see, she dresses up as James Dean

madonna on the margins:
theoretical paper on voluntary marginalisation of maddy

madonna song histories
where there's a hit, there's often a fairly dull tale

madonna on google:
one day, there'll be a whole google just for her

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